ADORE DELANO

#TeamMermaid.This blog is dedicated to Adore/Danny, don't come bitching around on my page.. Because I'll stab a bitch.. Let's just fucking party and love our queen.

moneypowerbottom:

teacher: class take your seats

me:

image

hungarian:

today in class someone sneezed & my teacher told them to shut up

lifeinthefaglane:

forever-erick:

mallomallo:

She goes from Mufasa to Malificent

IT GOT BETTER

Hahahahahahaha

(Bron: husssel)

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

suspnd:

suspnd:

suspnd:

my best friend just realized 30 minutes before her curfew that she’s an hour away from home in the most dangerous part of the city alone with the buses no longer running so she calls the police to take her home i cant stop laughing

update the cop that came to pick her up is a hot 20 year old guy thats flirting with her and now im not laughing anymore

SHE FUCKING HOOKED UP WITH THE COP

fuck the police

funniestpicturesdaily:

Day 9: My manager still hasn’t noticed

thatfunnyblog:

nicki keepin an eye out

(Bron: )

  • Friend: I think I'm gonna head home see ya later
  • Me: thank god
  • capslockapocalypse:

    zanetehaiden:

    Imagine if we lived in a world where you could see the exact date when everyone is going to die except for yourself

    And then one day people start acting nice to you. Like, really nice.

    WRITE.
    A STORY.

    (Bron: zanetheaiden)

    rnazerunner:

    hangin out the passenger side of his best friend’s ride trying to holla at me

    ralndrops:

    I CANT BREATHE